EVERYONE GET ON THE GROUND THIS IS A ROBBERY *tries to take pen chained to desk* FUCK
How is sponge bob a sponge if everyone in his family are chocolate chip cookies
house arrest wouldn’t even be a punishment for me
If you tell me you’re going to sleep and I see you 10 minutes later on Tumblr, I understand completely.
People are losing their fire and forgetting about Ferguson. That’s exactly what the police want, though: for all of this to just go away and for people to forget about it.
Don’t let that happen.
can we skip this whole “college” thing and go straight and go to the part where i have a really awesome job and spend all my time traveling?