EVERYONE GET ON THE GROUND THIS IS A ROBBERY *tries to take pen chained to desk* FUCK


How is sponge bob a sponge if everyone in his family are chocolate chip cookies

house arrest wouldn’t even be a punishment for me

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If you tell me you’re going to sleep and I see you 10 minutes later on Tumblr, I understand completely.


isn’t it funny how people say ‘grilled cheese’ instead of ‘grilled cheese sandwich’? you could be talking about an actual piece of grilled che

i stopped typing because i realized that this is the single most worthless post ever conceived 

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People are losing their fire and forgetting about Ferguson. That’s exactly what the police want, though: for all of this to just go away and for people to forget about it.

Don’t let that happen.


can we skip this whole “college” thing and go straight and go to the part where i have a really awesome job and spend all my time traveling?

Male Legislators who think Birth Control pills only serve as contraceptives and are unnecessary: